I am the boy that sets your girl on fire.

Don't you hate it when you prise open a pistachio nut shell to find there's no nut inside?

I had a really weird dream last night.

I had a dream that myself and two of my housemates lived in a flat, and Justin Bieber lived with us.

I know. Weird.

It gets weirder.

So we're all sat in the lounge watching tv and one of his songs comes on and he starts singing along to it. And I'm sat there bouncing up and down clapping and squealing that he sounds just like on CD.

(I'd blates do this in real life.... )

Anyway it then goes on that we have to go shopping, so to go shopping because of all the paparazzi outside to get out of the house Justin Bieber puts this girls wig on and sunglasses and struts out the house into the taxi with me following.

I know...

Then my dream skipped forward a bit and I was going to uni with my friend Helen the next day, and I get to uni and two of our tutors are having an affair together. And they were like getting off in the classroom and stuff. It was a bit weird.

Then later that day, you know how like in Harry Potter when they watch a quidditch match they go up in these big seating areas above ground, well we had something like that and my friend Helen and I had to run up all these stairs. On every floor of the stairs was a teacher making sure we weren't skyving and stuff.

And then I woke up.

Was really odd.

When I told my housemate this dream she was just like NO WAY IS JUSTIN BIEVER LIVING WITH US EVER.

Lol.

I think my dream was just superrrr random. And pretty amusing.

Anyway I need to get on with some work now.

xo

Listening to Set It Off Like Napalm by Emarosa.